Thursday, January 10, 2008

Psycho Psycho Happy Fun-Time NUMBER ONE!!!

Why are girls so fucking crazy?

Look you skank-ass bitch, I don't give a shit about any problems you have when it's ONE IN THE FUCKING MORNING and I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW! Stop calling me! Stop it stop it stop it YOU PSYCHO WHORE.

Now you're trying to tell me you're knocked up. FUCK THAT. A) half the kids you aborted when we were together weren't even mine, why should this one be any different? B) You are SO not keeping this one, not with the fucked up little hell-hole you've made for yourself. YOU ARE ON PAROLE FOR DRUG POSESSION! YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN! YOUR OVARIES ARE FILLED WITH POISON!

If you're going to go ahead and have this mewling infant, then you are ON YOUR OWN. If it IS mine (if it exists at all!) then YOU LIED about being on birth control! YOU TRICKED MY DUMB ASS. Plus, I can hardly take care of myself and you want me to take care of you and a kid? FUCK THAT SHIT.

You are going to be a terrible mother. You'll probably teach the kid, if it's a girl, how to sleep with men tactically to get what you want. Like Cleopatra without the class.

BOTTOM LINE
FUCK OFF. You can't pay for a paternity test, you have no leeway with the courts, and I'm two seconds from issuing a restraining order. GO TO HELL.

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