Indian Bitches

Where the fuck are all the Indian bitches at? Seriously. I never see them at any parties. I rarely see them on the street. I went to school with a few, but have never worked with any.

So what the fuck? Indian bitches have THE TRIFECTA OF PERFECTION: They're hot, they're smart, and they're in control. I mean, in general. Obviously all blanket statements are inherently false. BUT, barring the rare drug-addicted Indian whore who can't think and is clingy as fuck, most Indian bitches are sharp as tacks and DON'T NEED YOU. They're AWESOME!

You see, it's like this: why are Indian women hot? Why is Joan Jett hot? Same reason. It's because young punk boys all want to be held down and raped by both. BITCHES IN CONTROL IS FUCKING HOT - and that's why we should pay them more. THINK ABOUT IT. IF we payed women more than men, all of us dudes would have sugar mommas and it would be A) HOT and B) socially acceptable.

BOTTOM LINE
Where the Indian bitches at?